I will polish my pate – Bald person
I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. – Executive
I will not regale the same yarn at every get together. – Incorrigible bore
I will remember that Cake is on the 29th of every month. – Foodie
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits. – Anonymous
Also, remember: A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.