New Year Resolution Messages

New Year Song

Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’, From my mouth, drool is glist’nin’, I’m happy — although My boss let me go — Happily addicted to

Boss push me around

2013: I will not let my boss push me around. 2014: I will not let my sadistic boss drive me to the point of

Finish the comics section this year

2010: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2011: I will read at least 10 books a year. 2012: I will

Moron Resolution

2013: I will stop looking at other women. 2014: I will not get involved with Wanda. 2015: I will not let Wanda pressure me

New Year Resolution goes down every year

I will polish my pate – Bald person I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. – Executive I will not regale the

Sweet Husband Resolution

2013: I will try to be a better husband to Marge. 2014: I will not leave Marge. 2015: I will try for a reconciliation

Cahtholic Resolution

2013: I will go to church every Sunday. 2014: I will go to church as often as possible. 2015: I will set aside time

Patient Resolution

2013: I will see my dentist this year. 2014: I will have my cavities filled this year. 2015: I will have my root canal

Resolution against Charlie

2013: I will not get upset when Charlie makes jokes about my baldness. 2014: I will not get annoyed when Charlie kids me about

Family Person Resolution

Spend more time with the family. Take more exercise – Get fit. Lose (loose!) weight. Give up smoking (again). Get out of dept. Learn

New Year Resolution goes down every year

I will polish my pate – Bald person I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. – Executive I will not regale the