New Year Jokes Messages

Tattoo Parlour

This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail

New Year Night

On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of

Sex Is a Game

Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain

Drinking In The New Year

Q :What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? A :He gave up thinking.

Justing Bieber On New Year

Q :What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? A :Justin Bieber gets jealous

New Year Forcast

New Years Eve forecast: “Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.”

Jogging on New Year Eve

Q :What’s the problem with jogging on New Years Eve? A :The ice falls out of your drinks!

Unromantic Husband on New Year Eve

Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok? Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant

Chorus on New Year

Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot and days of auld lang syne? For auld lang