New Year Eve Jokes Messages

New Year Forcast

New Years Eve forecast: “Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.”

New Year Night

On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of

Jogging on New Year Eve

Q :What’s the problem with jogging on New Years Eve? A :The ice falls out of your drinks!

Justing Bieber On New Year

Q :What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? A :Justin Bieber gets jealous

Drinking In The New Year

Q :What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? A :He gave up thinking.

Tattoo Parlour

This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail

Chorus on New Year

Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot and days of auld lang syne? For auld lang